-she wants diamonds, she wants gold, but she's scared to let you get too close. she's been been high, she's been low, but now she's finally on her own

i'm lydia. i'm 16, and i live in ohio.
i have a thing for funky hair, tattoos, unique clothes, makeup, music, movies, and good looking people, which means there will be a lot of that on my blog.
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xx

xheart-xfingers:

reynreyngoaway:

starspangled-shithead:

sweetcanadianmaple:

all1sees:

darkalbino:

girxdolly:

xenacee:

metallikato:

sparklebuns:

This is how I feel about holidays.


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)



New holiday classic.



I sang it. I have no regrets. It was wonderful.

Sang it. I MUST MEMORIZE THIS!

I sang it out loud. No regrets.

well now it’s time to go christmas caroling. 

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY OMFG!

xheart-xfingers:

reynreyngoaway:

starspangled-shithead:

sweetcanadianmaple:

all1sees:

darkalbino:

girxdolly:

xenacee:

metallikato:

sparklebuns:

This is how I feel about holidays.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)

New holiday classic.

I sang it. I have no regrets. It was wonderful.

Sang it. I MUST MEMORIZE THIS!

I sang it out loud. No regrets.

well now it’s time to go christmas caroling. 

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY OMFG!

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